Spoof Reading

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Re: Spoof Reading

Post by charles » Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:37 pm

I like the word, "testymoney".

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Re: Spoof Reading

Post by Gal 5.1 » Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:30 pm

Would the the "testimoney" link in peculiar way with the open air "Preaching?" An important purpose of the "Testimoney" is to spoil the "egyptians" by convincing them that we are a church that witnesses to and cares for people. The "testimoney" needs to be maintained by ensuring our richly deserved charitable status is evidenced by opening our bibles in the street at lunch time and quoting one or two passages before hurrying back to our businesses to make more for the"testimoney".
However we do not share the great light and truth that these great men have laid before us in " the Open Air preachings". These great truths need great spiritual insight to be understood and we would not cast pearls before swine, would we?.

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Re: Spoof Reading

Post by Ian McKay » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:43 pm

Quite so, Mr Gal. Don’t cast your pearls before swine, because some swine might notice that the pearls are fake. There is a lot of wisdom in these old sayings.

Also, don’t criticise someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you finally do criticise them you are doing so from a safe distance, and you have their shoes.

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Re: Spoof Reading

Post by Balaam's Ass » Mon Jul 23, 2018 3:37 am

Would the the "testimoney" link in peculiar way with the open air "Preaching?"
Ah, that event is now known as the open air ker-ching.

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Re: Spoof Reading

Post by The Erect Vessel » Mon Jul 23, 2018 4:29 am

Well you see, the testymoney links with the times we are in; times of great change; massive change in fact.
We look after the change here in Snidey; do it amazingly well. Actually Gareth is both merry and gay while he is counting the great change that the lord has bestowed upon us.

Feel that there is something in that for all of us, mm and it is very deep too. Very deep. Mm.

I think we should all enter into it; this would be practical this great change. See it links with a piece of an ear. just a bit and look what happens when the lord comes into it. Bitcoin. that would be ok if you wanted to demonstrate in a practical way a few Bitcoin would be something the lord could bless One feels.

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Re: Spoof Reading

Post by The Erect Vessel » Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:45 am

Just thinking blub bren, that in these last and closing days of the Testymoney, we are coming under increasing threats, and One fears, humbly speaking, One greatly fears that the ravages and attempts of none other than The Devil himself is behind it; undoubtedly so too One hastens to add, undoubtedly when it comes to the Priests in our local settings.

See the Priests lips keep knowledge. With that of course comes tremendous responsibility and why would we attempt to turn it over to a much lesser court - the courts run by democratic practices - something clearly of the Devil, and as we have the undoubted privilege that we have a divinely led Absolute Monarchy. Only one King, and of course as beloved Pigster would often repeat there can be no denying that there can be a multiplicity of Princes. (Stuff the princesses - we keep the women subject if they know what is good for them).

N.N. Would there be a link, in that sense with maintaining the purity in The Position?

E.V. Of course. See; see we have missed it. Missed it. See, my dead daddy often would say - gee he was such a happy funny man - always laughing and pulling jokes here there and everywhere :lol: :lol: :lol: ;) ;)
But One digresses. What was it you said again? Oh forget it. I'm the only one that matters around here.
Now where was I? Oh yes. Priests. Stuff this telling the cops when some little snotgobbler gets picked on by a Pedo amongst us. Jimbo the P***pot Pedo he got away with it, so why the hell would we tell on others especially if they have a good business which is working universally with what the lord has so graciously provided for our practical help.
Think and grow rich is what the Lord said.

N.N. Wasn't that Napoleon Hill?

E.V. No it wasn't. It must have been me or my dead daddy - maybe it was him.

N.N. So what do we do if a minor is caught in the act with another brother?

E.V. Well see, Wisdom's children would know how to act. That is pretty clear isn't it?

N.N. Aww thank you for your clarity...we are all really clear now. The one thing is pretty clear to us all now, is to ensure to remember that the Priests lips keep knowledge and personally I really get my jollies hearing about the norty things the young brothers and sisters get up to..

E.V. I think we should move along, as One feels assured that we expect a bright tomorrow all will be well, Faith can dream up lots of stories, All will be well, we can b/s lots of ex peebs, even if there's a hell of a smell.

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