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Funnies

Post by Admin » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:20 am

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in 1981. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.


There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley. We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady:





To: John Hinckley
From Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting Ronnie.


We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We're confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man.


Best wishes,

Nancy Reagan & Family



P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.
Think outside of the box, create your own path in life. “You laugh at me because I am different; I laugh because you are all the same.”
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Post by Balaam's Ass » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:52 am

Look at this poor brethren girl! A direct hit from a seagull!!

http://www.plymouthbrethrenchristianchu ... ries/andy/
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And the mother's Mickey Mouse ears have slipped!

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Re: Funnies

Post by Harry Trundletwerp » Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:10 am

I rather like the look of the daughter. Is she still available?

Clean off that mess and you'd never know she was a peeb!

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Re: Funnies

Post by Phil T » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:18 pm

Striped and coloured shirts?

I thought it was to be white only. An expression of "purity".

Has another corner been turned?

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Re: Funnies

Post by fisherman » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:26 pm

only TWO children? I thought that what was being currently stressed amongst us was nothing less than 8 or 10.....

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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:12 pm

Our tour of the Squadron began with a briefing from Weapon Systems Operator, Flt. Lt. Mark Tolman, held deep inside a bunker where we saw its thick, reinforced concrete walls and how it had been equipped to withstand chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear attack.
http://www.theplymouthbrethren.org.uk/c ... arch-2014/

I note however that Garth Christie was not invited to the facility, I bet he could have burned it down!

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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:26 am

From a recent school inspection service report
the indiscriminate use of ticks
Urrrrrrr! I feel all itchy just thinking about that.

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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:37 pm

drop me on a street corner in London and leave me there for ten hours
http://www.plymouthbrethrenchristianchu ... ellington/

What? Like this?
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Re: Funnies

Post by Balaam's Ass » Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:20 am

That can't be a PBCC sister, 2T2 - she's wearing red!

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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:08 am

Don't we just love links! Links are awesome.
I absolutely love travelling, the meeting and making links with people.
I’ve certainly made links with people that I expect I’ll keep for life. I
now I’ve made links with people around the world
our own personal links with the Lord
http://www.plymouthbrethrenchristianchu ... -brisbane/
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