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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:26 pm

I have been working for the Plymouth Bretheren since September 2003 and within a few days of being
in my new job with new colleagues I distinctly remember saying to my family & friends that I had
genuinely never laughed so much
https://www.parliament.uk/documents/com ... v23Jan.pdf

Fair comment! Was it the spelling that was so amusing? Or the wheels falling off their trailers?

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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:38 pm

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Re: Funnies

Post by fisherman » Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:23 am

Looks like some ‘ministering ‘ is going on,that or an ‘ambush’...or is it a ‘benefit to the community’?

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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:07 pm

For me, the RRT donation of hay was the last straw.

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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:47 am

https://www.energyhelpline.com/ubt_collective

All they need now is a bunch of meerkats!

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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:33 pm

One great unbroken line of chipmunks in the testimony.................Image

Making more sense on a Tuesday night than most!
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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:52 am

A new church proposed for a foothills development site at Figtree would have early morning services but no singing, its backers have told Wollongong City Council.
https://www.illawarramercury.com.au/sto ... n-figtree/

No good for Little Tommy Tucker then, he always sings at the Supper!

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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:29 pm

Remember Townsend Thoresen? Their vessel sprang a leak and sank, so they changed the name of the company (and of the recovered vessel!).

Like the self proclaimed 'mainstream 'Christian' church' we all know, but don't love, a name change was inevitable so it happened. Problem with their vessel too? Probably!

So now we are lumbered with the HMS Plymouth Brethren (Exclusive Brethren) Christian Church Ltd, may God help those who sail in her..........(HMS= Hales's Money-Making Scheme?)

Now more about suing, suicides and sausages than singing?

More about 40% proof spirit than the holy variety?

More about profit than prophet and more about wad than God, but leaking information nonetheless, faster than the RMS Titanic took on water.

Forget the Address Books, this particular list is serious and terminal.

Meanwhile 'The World' continues to sail the high seas, a ship we must have an utter hatred of and indeed withdraw from forthwith.

http://aboardtheworld.com/

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Re: Funnies

Post by twotimothytwo » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:38 pm

With the PBCC (B&GT) claiming copyright over the spoken word of the 'men of God', does that mean that every time I call someone a 'stinking bum' I risk imprisonment?

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Re: Funnies

Post by The Erect Vessel » Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:49 am

You bum stand up sit down...

Great ministry wasn't it? And to think I was privileged to hear it with my two ears and it has remained in my memory clear to this day. Ah dog moves in mysterious ways...

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