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by The Erect Vessel
Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:05 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 560
Views: 249584

Re: Spoof Reading

Oh you are so not with what the Lord is currently stressing in these last and closing days of the testymoney brother BA. We call them mobiles now for goodness sakes and not portable telephone devices any longer... gee if you want to get to sit on the front row, you will have to open up your books an...
by The Erect Vessel
Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:59 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 560
Views: 249584

Re: Spoof Reading

Well see, see clearly The Lord (always blame him) The Lord has raised some very serious and deep matters, and exercises, not forgetting concerns and things. Things that keep coming up and just wondered in that connection to whether that would be a link or an allusion but not confusion in regards to ...
by The Erect Vessel
Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:00 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 560
Views: 249584

Re: Spoof Reading

A.P. Just wanted to ask in relation to liberty regarding scotch and what is appropriate for those of us who are younger would be considered to be in liberty without you know sort of excess - if that exists? E.V. Well see, see our beloved - the pure man that he was, had a bottle of scotch delivered t...
by The Erect Vessel
Fri Nov 23, 2018 4:49 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 560
Views: 249584

Re: Spoof Reading

Now I may have been misinterpreted on what One said regarding the ongoing nature of whats Erect in our day, but One needs to make it clear that if anything happened to oneself clearly the apple doesn't fall far from the tree - where is that scripture again dear?... em well anyway, beloved young Dean...
by The Erect Vessel
Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:12 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Take the Money and Run!
Replies: 6
Views: 429

Re: Take the Money and Run!

Fiji is the short odds. Need to consult with Mr 'Betting Special' Hales for the long odds, but The Caymans is attractive - great place for money laundering and not a bad climate either, or maybe he'll consult with Lleyton Hewitt who was living in the Bahamas for a bit..
by The Erect Vessel
Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:07 am
Forum: News
Topic: Bruce and John's electronic dreams bring their own inevitable dilemma!
Replies: 2
Views: 602

Re: Bruce and John's electronic dreams bring their own inevitable dilemma!

The corruption that is coming out bit by bit in many a religious organisation is none more vivid than in this Netflix series https://www.netflix.com/au/title/80122179 The Keepers where a nun was murdered and it has been covered up for decades what actually happened. The Roman Catholic Church is righ...
by The Erect Vessel
Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:44 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 560
Views: 249584

Re: Spoof Reading

Thought see we should put out some good news of what we are achieving globally Today devoted young shovers and twisters volunteers joined residents from Juxtaposition Village to carry out a nose and litter pick. The Head Nose was picked from a list of other Volunteers from a nose that had become dev...
by The Erect Vessel
Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:19 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Peeb Limericks
Replies: 9
Views: 1949

Re: Peeb Limericks

There once was a Leader quite elusive
Whose talk was really abusive
He still couldn't figure
You can't use the word n*****
But happy to sue de rigeur
by The Erect Vessel
Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:25 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 560
Views: 249584

Re: Spoof Reading

E.V. Hey Jen sweetie..What does obsequious mean? Same as obnoxious I think but ask Gareth as he has been swotting up on his English in preparation for when we go to Fiji to live, and he becomes E.V. E.V. Ssshtt about that Jen...we need to keep it quiet although it will be nice to hobnob with Tony Ro...
by The Erect Vessel
Sun Oct 14, 2018 6:48 am
Forum: Charity Commission
Topic: A Charity must behave Charitably
Replies: 2
Views: 960

Re: A Charity must behave Charitably

Vexatious litigation is legal action which is brought, regardless of its merits, solely to harass or subdue an adversary. It may take the form of a primary frivolous lawsuit or may be the repetitive, burdensome, and unwarranted filing of meritless motions in a matter which is otherwise a meritorious...