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by The Erect Vessel
Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:50 am
Forum: Discussion
Topic: Exclusive Brethren Fellowship
Replies: 7
Views: 410

Re: Exclusive Brethren Fellowship

As the years go by, and you have the time to have calm thoughtful ponderings on the brethies, there are only two things that matter to them, and I think in this order - 1) Alcohol 2) Money Absolutely nothing to do with the Lord Jesus Christ that is written about in the bible. Their head honcho the o...
by The Erect Vessel
Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:48 pm
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 577
Views: 265485

Re: Spoof Reading

Well on behoof of the young amongst us One did look up Mr Google on that matter, and I found this most helpful in relation to Oxytools..and One quotes hoping not to be sued, but as per fair copywrite use...'Occidental Leather's Oxy Tool Shield™ is a cost effective, STURDY shield that will fit many t...
by The Erect Vessel
Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:57 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 577
Views: 265485

Re: Spoof Reading

E.V. Been thinking and learnt a new word - what is it again? B.N.Jnr. Oxymoron E.V. Thats it. Oxymoron and an example of it is these two words in the same sentence when we think of Donald Chump - American Intelligence, and glad simply in a humble and yet clear way see, that we have no such things as...
by The Erect Vessel
Tue Apr 02, 2019 10:20 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Finding my way back
Replies: 6
Views: 223

Re: Finding my way back

Well that is a deep matter 2T2. Usually reserve that for those who can't leave their friends behind, and I can't say ...oh what can One say :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think I'll definitely be shut up now...Yippee!!
by The Erect Vessel
Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:45 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Finding my way back
Replies: 6
Views: 223

Re: Finding my way back

There are three Black heavily tinted Audi wagons outside B.A. and one very fat man trying to get out of the third one, and he is carrying a brown paper bag... what do you think is in it?

(There will be a prize for the correct answer)
by The Erect Vessel
Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:15 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Finding my way back
Replies: 6
Views: 223

Re: Finding my way back

Well it got 41 views and I wonder how many forgot it was 1st April... I would be more than an April Fool to go back to that cesspit of misogynistic drunken fools. Even though I wrote it as an April Fool's joke, I actually felt sick inside while I was writing it, as the memories of the evil that vile...
by The Erect Vessel
Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:27 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Finding my way back
Replies: 6
Views: 223

Finding my way back

Well, I've been exercised for some while now, to try and find a way back. Was always told there was a way back, and although I know it will be hard, have had to come to it, that the lord has always stood by his servant, and just simply seeking in a meek and humble way to seek my way back. So with th...
by The Erect Vessel
Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:04 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 577
Views: 265485

Re: Spoof Reading

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by The Erect Vessel
Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:35 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Funnies
Replies: 381
Views: 258892

Re: Funnies

Would he be Erect? Oh and where would the man in John 9 fit in?
by The Erect Vessel
Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:58 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 577
Views: 265485

Re: Spoof Reading

E.V. See, we need to see, you see, see how, and we have missed it; sadly, and yes you might state in your own ideological free will...see the mind of the flesh in the things of God its tantamount; tantamount to despisal which is a very deep matter. See matters keep coming up, and see what has happen...