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by Balaam's Ass
Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:55 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: You Couldn't Make It Up!
Replies: 51
Views: 142265

Re: You Couldn't Make It Up!

the Rapid Relief Team FR teams from the rhône valley were going to be able to take over the 260 #firefighters on site.
Is that like the Ephesian Takeovers we used to have?
by Balaam's Ass
Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:56 am
Forum: Discussion
Topic: 'Nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done'
Replies: 2
Views: 197

Re: 'Nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done'

nothing even remotely 'dodgy'.
Turning water into wine? That's not dodgy?
by Balaam's Ass
Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:11 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: You Couldn't Make It Up!
Replies: 51
Views: 142265

Re: You Couldn't Make It Up!

Looks like Harry Trundletwerp is doing the rounds again: "This is an excellent proposal, a suitable use of an existing building, with comparatively low traffic volumes at off-peak times compared to the all day previous uses Good to know the site will be maintained,and not fall into disrepair, I cant...
by Balaam's Ass
Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:59 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Hay for Ex-Peebs
Replies: 1
Views: 228

Hay for Ex-Peebs

While the RRT is generously sending truckloads of donated hay to struggling farmers in areas where brethren run businesses serving the farming industry, ex-brethren have not been so generously treated.


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by Balaam's Ass
Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:22 am
Forum: News
Topic: Rapid Relief Team say all of the public donations for the WA trip went to farmers
Replies: 10
Views: 904

Re: Rapid Relief Team say all of the public donations for the WA trip went to farmers

Joy wrote my immediate reaction was 'funny about that, aren't Condobolin and Camden well established Brethren strongholds?' Of course there would be 'worldly' beneficiaries of this generous hay donation, and I'm not up to date with how many brethren farmers are in these areas now, so I may not be gi...
by Balaam's Ass
Thu Aug 23, 2018 3:04 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: You Couldn't Make It Up!
Replies: 51
Views: 142265

Re: You Couldn't Make It Up!

Thank goodness that didn't happen with the hay delivery trucks!
by Balaam's Ass
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:56 am
Forum: News
Topic: Exclusive Brethren's drought appeal after big wages bill
Replies: 2
Views: 256

Re: Exclusive Brethren's drought appeal after big wages bill

The group’s website says “RRT has committed 100 per cent of every dollar to the farmer”.
Aha! I think I have worked this out.

The above may be true, but what percentage of every pound has gone to the farmer?
by Balaam's Ass
Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:30 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Challenge
Replies: 6
Views: 353

Re: Challenge

Sadly, I could probably get away with the tummy and that genuine 'elect vessel' look!
by Balaam's Ass
Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:53 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Challenge
Replies: 6
Views: 353

Re: Challenge

When I get hold of a cap, my first challenge will be to get a selfie with Madeline Ker in Tescos.