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by Balaam's Ass
Mon Nov 26, 2018 3:39 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 560
Views: 249572

Re: Spoof Reading

Bean: Oh, and on your way out of here, after you have stood for Daddy's departure and you collect your portable phone, I have a little document for you all to sign. D.P: What document? What does it say? Bean: Don't you worry. It's very simple. D.P: Yes, but what does it say? Bean: It doesn't matter....
by Balaam's Ass
Fri Nov 23, 2018 1:28 am
Forum: Hacking
Topic: Denial of Service attack?
Replies: 5
Views: 25785

Re: Denial of Service attack?

67 on line Thursday of last week.

Pathetic attempt. How about aiming for 40,000?
by Balaam's Ass
Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:13 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Take the Money and Run!
Replies: 6
Views: 429

Re: Take the Money and Run!

Don't know about Noumea, it's a bit of a dump although the rest of New Caledonia is pretty ok.

I'll go for

3. Aberdeen - it has a good vibe, especially where leaders and followers' wives are concerned.
by Balaam's Ass
Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:47 pm
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Take the Money and Run!
Replies: 6
Views: 429

Take the Money and Run!

From another thread:
The corrupting of the Brethren has been staggeringly swift and successful for Hales. He may soon take the money and run.
OK, this opens up a new game. Suggestions as to where he runs to? Winner takes all (a complete set of White Books).

1. Cancún
by Balaam's Ass
Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:06 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: You Couldn't Make It Up!
Replies: 54
Views: 144391

Re: You Couldn't Make It Up!

From another thread: The proposal also includes a dedicated area for Brethren’s charitable Rapid Relief Team, which assists the community, emergency services and other organisations, when there is a crisis, in the same manner as the Red Cross operates. They forgot to add "but run by a leader who man...
by Balaam's Ass
Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:57 am
Forum: Memorial Project Research
Topic: Roger Panes - March 1974 - Suicide and Murder
Replies: 1
Views: 8934

Re: Roger Panes - March 1974 - Suicide and Murder

Murder and Suicide Roger Panes Roger Panes was a cattle dealer in Andover, Hampshire, England. In November 1973 Roger 41, his wife Pamela 39 and their three children Graham 7, Adrian 4 and Angela 6 were all members of the Exclusive Brethren. As a direct result of harsh Exclusive Brethren discipline,...
by Balaam's Ass
Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:46 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Peeb Limericks
Replies: 9
Views: 1945

Re: Peeb Limericks

There was a cult leader called Bruce
Whose followers cried "What the deuce?
He won't use a fax
Won't even pay tax
He's just a silly old goose!"
by Balaam's Ass
Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:43 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 560
Views: 249572

Re: Spoof Reading

Jen. Well, Tony does have a wife and her name is Sage. Not very Biblical! I wonder if she is wise? E.V. I doubt it, otherwise she wouldn't let her husband sell his seminars so cheap: 2019 Tickets: SYD 19-22 Sept 2019. Unleash The Power Within. Buy Now & Save! Official Ticket Site. 2-for-1 Ticket Sal...
by Balaam's Ass
Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:07 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 560
Views: 249572

Re: Spoof Reading

E.V. Blub bren, it is a great matter of concern that our fallen sister Stott has not only misrepresented us in her little comic, but has been awarded a degree for doing so. B.A. Who? E.V. Some silly girl trying to follow in her father's footsteps, the one who wrote "If ye walk in the light" and then...
by Balaam's Ass
Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:07 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: PBCC - Gloriavale Merger
Replies: 2
Views: 339

Re: PBCC - Gloriavale Merger

Hands off Lord Howe Island, veritably an island paradise.

I should like to offer this island as an alternative:
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