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by Balaam's Ass
Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:51 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Thou shall not enter! Conservative church to convert school into private members-only shop
Replies: 1
Views: 205

Re: Thou shall not enter! Conservative church to convert school into private members-only shop

In a statement, Mr Lyon said the shop will have limited opening hours and will specifically cater for a “small selection of residents in the immediate vicinity and wider”
What? So, everywhere then?
by Balaam's Ass
Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:21 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Finding my way back
Replies: 6
Views: 219

Re: Finding my way back

Too late EV. The EB has no sense of humour and took your posting at face value. They realise that having you back in the fold would be a great trophy for them. A black, tinted-window people mover is on its way to collect you as we speak. Enjoy your new (former?) life! Give us a shout when you first ...
by Balaam's Ass
Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:19 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Spoof Reading
Replies: 577
Views: 265079

Re: Spoof Reading

We are one, but we are many And our Leader never said bum We'll share a dream and sing with one voice "I am, you are, we are The Bretherun" Balaaam's A*** ? Can you sing the second verse, a little bit louder and a little bit worse to quote beloved beloved Pigster? We are a cult, but we are holy And...
by Balaam's Ass
Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:11 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: Funnies
Replies: 381
Views: 258737

Re: Funnies

Isn't the man in John 9 in John 6? Or is that a woman? Oh, so confusing.
by Balaam's Ass
Thu Feb 28, 2019 6:22 am
Forum: News
Topic: Pell
Replies: 4
Views: 343

Re: Pell

Can anyone tell me who are the Jehovah's Witness MOGs in Australia and Internationally? I was bailed up by JWs today and, in retaliation for the inconvenience, dared to suggest they should be shitting themselves regarding Pell's conviction. I read somewhere there is a case happening in UK regarding ...
by Balaam's Ass
Thu Feb 28, 2019 6:15 am
Forum: Understanding the Nature and Behaviour of Cults
Topic: Techniques Used by Authoritarian Groups – New Mini-poster
Replies: 1
Views: 489

Re: Techniques Used by Authoritarian Groups – New Mini-poster

Yes, but I think the aggressive recruitment is shown in the size of families they are forced (sorry, encouraged) to produce.
by Balaam's Ass
Mon Feb 25, 2019 3:33 am
Forum: Satire and Humour
Topic: You Couldn't Make It Up!
Replies: 65
Views: 147153

Re: You Couldn't Make It Up!

I wonder who donates the boxes to put the donated food in?
by Balaam's Ass
Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:32 am
Forum: Research on Brethren (e.g. History, Sociology and Demographics)
Topic: Horror stories
Replies: 1
Views: 620

Re: Horror stories

And what a collection!
by Balaam's Ass
Wed Jan 02, 2019 12:21 am
Forum: News
Topic: Plymouth Brethren rejects fears about meeting hall plans at Barden Ridge
Replies: 2
Views: 501

Re: Plymouth Brethren rejects fears about meeting hall plans at Barden Ridge

“Worshippers car-pool, so we would anticipate less than 15 cars parking on the site at any given meeting,” he said.
Whatever happened to them all turning up on bicycles?